Patricia is determined to grow up to be a pirate. Little does she know that being a pirate isn't all it's cracked up to be. Stealing is wrong, as she finds out for herself. Told in easy rhyme, Patricia's adventures as she learns tough lessons is an enjoyable read. Patricia finds out the results of pirating isn't as appealing as she'd thought!

While a fun, easy-rhyme read for kids, it's a story of a porch pirate getting caught in a trap. This book can be placed inside a box, and when a real porch pirate reads this, it might deter them from targeting your step again!